| Christian | Yours says to kill me! Quran 2:191 |
| Muslim | Yours says to stone me! Deuteronomy 13:6-10 |
| Christian | Yours says I'm going to burn in Hell! Quran 4:115 |
| Muslim | So does yours! Revelation 2:18 |
| Christian | Your Mohammed says I'm a dirty loser! Quran 3:110/ 2:121 |
| Muslim | Your Jesus says I'm a dog Matthew 15:26 |
| Christian | My parents believe all of this!!! |
| Muslim | So do mine! |
| Both | ROTFLMAO! |
