OK, here is my blurb on why you should support Sheriff Joe and vote re-elect Sheriff Joe Arpaio.
If you agree with this logic you will probably also agree that you should vote for the phoney baloney MPP or Marijuana Policy Project initiative to legalize marijuana in Arizona.
Sure Sheriff Joe Apraio is a complete *sshole and one of the biggest criminals not only in Maricopa County, but the state of Arizona.
Sure Sheriff Joe has allowed his sadistic criminal guards in the Maricopa County Sheriff's Office to murder a while slew of innocent people that were locked in his prison. And these murders have cost Maricopa County hundreds of millions of dollars in lawsuit.
Sure Sheriff Joe is a racist *sshole who has allowed his sadistic criminal police officers on in the Maricopa County Sheriff's office to routinely violate the Constitutional Rights of Mexicans, Latinos, Blacks and anyone else with dark skin.
But despite being a bunch of criminals who terrorize the citizens of Maricopa County, you gotta admit that every once in a while the sleaze bag cops in the Maricopa County Sheriff's office every now and then arrest a few dangerous criminals and send them to prison.
And for that reason and that reason alone you should disregard the fact that Sheriff Joe Arpaio is a scum bag criminal and vote to re-elect him for another term.
And we can use the same type of logic to justify voting for the phoney baloney MPP initiative to legalize marijuana in Arizona.
Yea, the phoney baloney MPP initiative to legalize marijuana does screw marijuana consumers by giving a monopoly on growing and selling recreational marijuana to a cartel of 85 medical marijuana dispensaries.
Yes, that cartel of 85 or so recreational marijuana dealers will rip off the marijuana consumers with over priced $300 an ounce or $4,800 a pound marijuana that would sell for 12 cents an ounce $2 pound if marijuana prices were allowed to be set by the free market. Just like the cartel of 85 or so medical marijuana dispensaries rips off the public with over priced $300 an ounce or $4,800 a pound medical marijuana.
Yes, that cartel of 85 or so recreational marijuana dealers will consider anybody that grows more the 6 plants a felon who is cutting into their lucrative profits and have the cops lock them into prison. [That's if your local city government doesn't ban growing marijuana as the act allows]
Yes, that cartel of 85 or so recreational marijuana dealers will consider household that grows more the 12 plants a felon who is cutting into their lucrative profits and have the cops lock throw everyone in the household into prison. [That's if your local city government doesn't ban growing marijuana as the act allows]
Yes, that cartel of 85 or so recreational marijuana dealers will consider anyone who has more then 2.5 ounces of marijuana a dangerous felon drug dealer who is cutting into their profits and have them thrown into prison.
Yes, that cartel of 85 or so recreational marijuana dealers will consider anyone who has more then 5 grams of concentrated marijuana a dangerous felon drug dealer who is cutting into their profits and have them thrown into prison.
Yes, that cartel of 85 or so recreational marijuana dealers will consider anyone who has purchased marijuana from them and resells it a dangerous felon drug dealer who is cutting into their profits and have them thrown into prison.
Yes, phoney baloney MPP initiative to legalize marijuana creates a special marijuana police force which will be used by the cartel of 85 or so legal recreational dealers to arrest anyone who cuts into their lucrative profits.
Yes, phoney baloney MPP initiative to legalize marijuana allows a board which is composed of 3 people who owners of medical marijuana dispensaries and 3 other appointed government bureaucrats and to modify Prop 203 which is Arizona's Medical Marijuana Act. And you can bet that those changes will be to screw medical marijuana patients to the medical marijuana dispensaries can get even richer.
But despite all those outrageous things you should still vote for the phoney baloney MPP initiative to legalize marijuana because you will get to legally possess up to one stinking ounce of marijuana which you will pay the rip off price of $300 for.
You should also vote for the phoney baloney MPP initiative to legalize marijuana because you will get to legally possess up to 5 stinking grams of marijuana concentrates which you will pay the rip off price of around $300 for.
You should also vote for the phoney baloney MPP initiative to legalize marijuana because a single person MIGHT be able to grow 6 plants. [That's if your local city government doesn't ban growing marijuana as the act allows]
You should also vote for the phoney baloney MPP initiative to legalize marijuana because a household MIGHT be able to grow 12 plants. [That's if your local city government doesn't ban growing marijuana as the act allows]
And don't worry, even though the phoney baloney MPP initiative to legalize marijuana sucks and will screw marijuana consumers don't worry in the future we will easily be able to change it.
Just like we changed that f*cked up Prop 203 or Arizona's Medical Marijuana Act which was also written by the money grubbing special interest groups at MPP.
Oh, we didn't change Prop 203??? I swear somebody with the Marijuana Policy Project said it would be fixed in the future? Was that Andrew Myers?? Maybe Kathy Inman?? Maybe Dave Inman?? Naw, I don't think any of them ever said that.
But don't worry, we can change the f*cked up MPP law to legalize recreational marijuana just like we changed the f*cked up MPP law to legalize medical marijuana. Honest!!! Swear to God!!!!